The whole world was losing its shit, going 19.
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mrpicard:
not-in-front-of-the-klingons:
I think we are all Borg because i keep finding myself trying to assimilate people into the fandom.
resistance is futile
(via teroknortailor)
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Person in book:
I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
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Person in book:
he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
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Movie industry:
no, we're hiring supermodels
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homeforlost-timelords:
redsparkletea:
angelwingsandplaid:
edgebug:
iou-some-johnlock:
alexxkingston:
thebutterfreeeffect:
angelwingsandplaid:
Which one of you fuckers did the thing?
(x)
Update: it now says “Kentucky Fried Angel”
Update: IT SAYS SPN MOON MOON
THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND GUYS.
evil
and now its locked
(via majesticthorinismajestic)
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*Mom hands me phone to answer*
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Me:
Hello?
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Telemarketer:
Hello, is your mother home?
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Me:
I have no mother.
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Her:
Well can I speak to your father?
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Me:
Yeah, which one?
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Her:
Which one is home?
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Me:
Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
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Her:
Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
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Me:
No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
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Her:
So who's Antonio?
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Me:
I just told you, Carlos's ex.
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Her:
So Carlos was cheating?
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Me:
Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
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Her:
So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
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Me:
No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
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Her:
So Mark wasn't cheating?
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Me:
I never said that.
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Her:
Yes, yes you did!
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Me:
No I didn't.
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Her:
Y-yes! You did!
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Me:
Did what?
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Her:
Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
inra1nbows:
sierrasky:
OH MY GOD HICCUPS
AHHHHH LOOK AT THIS BABY I JUST
(via allonsyforever)
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ellierratic:
tardiscrash:
Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.
I tried to ignore this post but dammit, I just couldn’t do it.
(via majesticthorinismajestic)
